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helou spring and helou fans!!!
nu pot sa cred ca o venit deja primavera....chiar daca numa calendaristic...ca o nins abundent azi si o va mai tine cu frigu si restu saptamanii...
ma gandesc cu dor si jale ca reincepe scoala...dar nu ii asa mare bai...ca tot cam acuma se termina si masteratul...asa ca ii numa bine
orasul asta ma deprima...nuuuu ... gresesc....nu orasul...ci oamenii....acuma nu ca vreau sa ma apar ca stiu ca in fata voastra nu am de ce....dar am fost facut incult....de unu....incredibil....IO???!?!?!? INCULT??!?!?...
noah in fine....daca venea din partea cuiva care merita sa ma atace in halu asta nu ziceam nimic...dar asa parca imi sare un pic tensiunea...noah nu are nika...de fapt noi am venit aici "ca sa ne radem au ba????"
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There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. Then he sees an ad in the paper for a great dog trainer. So, he decides to go to the dog trainer and get his dog trained.
The guy walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog, and are you a good trainer?" The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a demonstration of how good I am."
He dumped a box full of bones on the floor and blew a whistle. The first dog came in and made a skeleton with the bones. "Wow!" said the guy, "What kind of dog is that?" "That's a nurse's dog," said the trainer.
Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building out of the bones. The man says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" "That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer.
Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog screws the other two dogs takes the bones and runs away. "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" says the man. "That's a lawyer's dog!"
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A black man and his son are on an airplane going across the ocean when they hear the captain's voice coming over the speakers. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of our engines has gone out. We still have 3 working fine, but in order to make it across the ocean, we will have to dump all the luggage. It will be picked up by boats and returned to the Airport where you can pick it up. Sorry for the inconvenience."
Well, then about 15 minutes later, the captain comes on again. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some more bad news. We just lost another engine. Since we already dumped the luggage, we will now have to drop people. You will be given floating devices and will be picked up immediately by a boat and taken safely to shore. To be fair, we will do this in alphabetical order.
'A' is for African American. All African Americans please rise your hands." Well, hearing this, the little black boy started to raise his hand. His father pushed his hand down and said, "No son, keep it down!"
When no one raised their hands, the captain said, "Okay, fine, Let's move on to the letter 'B'. 'B' is for black. All blacks, raise your hands." Again, the little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father stops him again.
The captain comes on once more, and says, "Well then, I guess we'll move on to C. 'C' is for Coloured. All coloured people, raise your hands." The little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father pushes it down and tells him no.
"But dad!" he says, "We are African American, we are black, and we are also called coloured. Why won't you let me raise my hand?" His father says, "No son, today, we're niggers. Those damn Jews And Mexicans are going before us!"
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filmuletzul 1 Chopper again
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... hgames.wmv
filmuletzul 2 cele 4 bare ale lui Ronaldinho
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... ldinho.wmv
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In the nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple minutes, she started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," said the old man. "Get serious," she replied. "Four times in the rocking chair please!".
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. "Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened".
Yeah it did, he said. "I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend."
The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one's on the house". The guy gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife?"
The guy answers "Yeah, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag's and get out!" "What about your friend ?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG!!"
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?". She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862!"
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're fucked!"
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."
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