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poza 8. cea mai tare modalitate de folosire a post itsurilor maslina 50 oooooo happy days!!!poza 8. cea mai tare modalitate de folosire a post itsurilor
15.10.200621.6KB
poza 2. becali dupa meciu cu dinamo maslina 46 - back from bulgariapoza 2. becali dupa meciu cu dinamo
23.09.200636.2KB
poza 3. is this possible? maslina nr 43 - too much sport....poza 3. is this possible?
25.08.200643.1KB
poza 4. mai tre sa spun cine era la volan?!?!? sau la maslina 49 - cam multe!!!poza 4. mai tre sa spun cine era la volan?!?!? sau la manete.....
13.10.200641.7KB

 
poza 3. cel mai tare..... maslina nr 42. nushce arsitza vini pi la noipoza 3. cel mai tare.....
19.08.200625.9KB
poza 3. look behind you man! maslina 51 we are back inpoza 3. look behind you man!
30.10.200627.2KB
poza 2. noul sampon maslina 53....vine iarna bine mi pare.....poza 2. noul sampon
10.11.200648.3KB
aloha mere treaba? va mai tine? sau sunteti toti plecati in pare ca s-a mai racorit un pic atmosferaaloha fans.... cum mere treaba? va mai tine? sau sunteti toti plecati in vacantza? se pare ca s-a mai racorit un pic atmosfera si totul e mai cool.... apoi ce sa va mai spun.....totul ii roz...cred... tre sa va anunt ca sapt viitoare probabil ca maslina va intarzia cu cateva zile....dar nu va impacientati... noah dixtractie: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, on your left side is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round! ------- I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no... I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. ------- filmuletul 1 si cainii pot vorbi: filmuletul 2 messengeru poate dauna grav relatiilor familiale ------ A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Redneck asked for a Jack Daniels and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips." The Redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice!" --------- I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No... I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions..." ------- A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink...?" --------- poza 1. kitty wanna play
04.08.200634.6KB

 
whazzzzz up afar de faptul ca poate ninje vichendu asta si apuc si io sa fac neste drifturi cuwhazzzzz up people? in afar de faptul ca poate ninje vichendu asta si apuc si io sa fac neste drifturi cu masinutza prin oras....poate apuc sa ma filmez....si sa va dau pe spate cu capacitatile mele de sofer.... daca stau sa ma gandesc saptamana asta o trecut relativ repede....dar urmeaza vichendu si poate asta trece mai greu desi ma indoiesc....deoarece iara ma duc la scoli :( pana nu uit....mereti sa vedeti lost city.....cel mai miezoo film de anul asta pana amu....impresionant de a dreptu.... si ce sa va mai spun? noroc si voie buna....frig si ninsoare..... ----------- A man goes to the confessional and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my child?" The Priest asks. "Well," the man starts, "I used the 'F'-word today and I feel so terrible." "Why don't you tell me what happened. What made you use such awful language?" asked the Priest. "Well, I was out golfing and I hit this incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but the ball hit a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going about 100 yards." "I'm a golfer myself my son" said the Priest "I understand what you were feeling. So this is when you swore?" "No Father," said the man, "You see, after that a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away." "And this is when you swore?" asked the Father again. "No not yet. Just as the squirrel was running away, this eagle came down out of the sky and grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "And it was then that you swore?" asked the amazed Priest. "No, not yet," replied the man, "Just as the eagle was flying away with the squirrel he flew towards a wooded area next to the green. And as he passed over it, the squirrel dropped my ball." "Did you swear then, my son?" asked the now impatient Priest. "No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and then rolled through a sand trap and on to the green and stopped dead six inches from the hole!" told the man. The priest sighed, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you!!?" ------- A man walked into a bar, sat down at the far end and had a drink. He noticed there was a horse in the back of the bar room with a big pot of money on the floor in front of it. "What's up with that?" He asked the bartender, pointing at the horse. "You gotta put a dollar in the pot," explained the bartender,"if you can make the horse laugh, you collect the pot." The man walked over to the horse, dropped a dollar into the pot, and whispered into it's ear. The horse cracked up, fell over, and rolled on the floor in laughter. So the man picked up the pot and walked out. Five years later the same man came into the bar, and saw the same horse, with another big pot of money in front of it. The bartender recognised the man and noticed him looking at the horse in anticipation. "It's not so easy now... this time you gotta make him cry." he said. The man walked over to the horse and whispered in its ear, and from behind, in the shadows, appeared to pull something out of his pocket and showed the horse. The horse fell to its knees sobbing as though its heart was breaking. The man picked up the pot and was walking out the door when the bartender stopped him. "Hey! At least you can tell us what you told him!" "Easy," said the man. "The last time, I told him my thingy is bigger than his. This time I showed him. ------ filmuletul 1. cum sa distrugi mustangu lu tata filmuletul 2. adrenalina.... filmuletul 3. politist lovit de masina.... ------ One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five bucks... a lot quicker and better than a doctor!". So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the pharmacy. He deposits his five dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks". That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to the pharmacy, eager to check what would happen. He deposits the money, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. Seconds later the computer springs to life and prints out the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! -------- asta una ii pt filologi.... - We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox becomes oxen not oxes. - One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. - You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. - If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? - If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? - If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? - Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose. - We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we never say methren. - Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim. - Let's face! it! - English is a crazy language. - There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. - English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted. - But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. - And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? - Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? - If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? - If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? - Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. - In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? - Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? - Have noses that run and feet that smell? - How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? - You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. - If Dad is Pop, how's come Mom isn't Mop? --------- The General Managers of Ursus, Bergenbier, Ciuc, Tuborg and Burger were at a national beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink. The General Manager of Bergenbier says without hesitation "I'll have An Bergenbier" The General Manager of Ciuc smiles and says "I'll have a Ciuc brewed from pure mountain water!" The General Manager of Ursus proudly says "I'll have a Ursus, the King of Beers!" The bloke from Tuborg says "I'll have a Tuborg, the cleanest Beer on the planet" The General Manager from Burger glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke." The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I." poza 1. animalutze....
10.11.200642.1KB
poza 2. partners maslina 41 - rain rain rain....poza 2. partners
04.08.200617.2KB
poza 5. woman driver maslina 48 - is obosit rau de totpoza 5. woman driver
06.10.200636.1KB
flyer darko stepic & dj snow vineri 27Flyer
24.07.200638.5KB

 
poza 4. .... mai altfel maslina 47 - incepe scoala!!!poza 4. vitezometru .... mai altfel
29.09.200612.9KB
poza 2. beat it kid maslina 44 vine toamna?poza 2. beat it kid
01.09.200631.9KB
poza 4. maslina 40 holidays ... fun fun funpoza 4. doggie...asleep
27.07.200620.3KB
poza 4. confused cat maslina - 45 - calatorulpoza 4. confused cat
08.09.200634.5KB

 
este radio`ul online al celor de la anonimtm ... anonimtm radio (every tuesday eet) suported este radio`ul online al celor de la AnonimTm ... AnonimTm RADIO (every tuesday 18:00-21:00 EET) suported by
21.09.200641.8KB
poza 6. u gotta luv the little guy maslina 50 oooooo happy days!!!poza 6. u gotta luv the little guy
15.10.200637.1KB
poza 4. female it experts maslina 50 oooooo happy days!!!poza 4. female IT experts
15.10.200638.1KB
poza 2. how cute is dis? maslina 40 holidays ... fun fun funpoza 2. how cute is dis?
27.07.200643.2KB

 
buna seara pare rau de dupa cum in se face cald...si asa a fi tat ca de sambata mondial de wait...cabuna seara preteni!!! imi pare rau de intarziere...dar dupa cum stiti....IS IN VACANTZA!!! irelevant....iara se face cald....prea cald...si asa a fi tat vichendu...asa ca pazea... incepe de sambata campionatul mondial de baschet...can't wait...ca deja m-am saturat de fotbal.... io va uraz....di tati maximale!!!! enjoy!!! Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" ---------- God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better". The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living". "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." God then went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments". The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments". "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." ----------- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully. No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." ------------- filmuletzul 1. cute in weirdo kind of way! filmuletzul 2. si io vreu o pirechi....cred ca sunt la praktiker.... -------- Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Oradea. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Dave says, "I feel great, how about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Dave says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff-no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Arad!" --------- A biker stops by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says: "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens." ----------- A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?" ------------ This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the hind legs and starts screwing it. "Oh my God!" she exclaims and drives into town to find the local law. She sees the local sheriff's car parked in front of the town bar. "It figures", she says as she storms inside. The first thing she notices is an old, old man with a long white beard sitting in the corner jacking-off. She runs up to the sheriff who's sitting at the bar with his drink. "What kind of sick town are you running here?! I drive into town and almost run over some cowboy sodomising an animal... and then... I come in here.... and see this old man in the corner jacking-off right in public!!!!??" "Well, ma'am", the sheriff slowly replies, "You don't expect him to catch a coyote at his age, do ya?" poza 1. super rat
19.08.200636.6KB
poza 2. trick or treat! maslina 51 we are back inpoza 2. trick or treat!
30.10.200627.6KB
poza 2. ce sa mai spui!!! maslina nr 42. nushce arsitza vini pi la noipoza 2. ce sa mai spui!!!
19.08.200631.3KB
sanatate oameni ! imi cer scuze pentru scurta vacanta pe care mi-am permis-o dar parca lucrurile ausanatate oameni ! imi cer scuze pentru scurta vacanta pe care mi-am permis-o dar parca lucrurile au luat=o razna pe-aici in ultimele zile si nu am avut vreme sa fac maslina. nu ca acum ar fi mai flexata toata treaba, dar ii luni dimineatza...ora 8 si 13 min....si mi-am facut timp si pt voi....:) vreau sa le multumesc celor care au fost la sarbatoarea maslinei si sa speram ca o vom tine tot in iuresuri tot anu! dixtractie! ------------ A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!" The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS." Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!" After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "OH BABY! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!" Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!" A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?" The guy responded, "It's on your back, dude." ------- Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my girl was dead!". "Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?". "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says, "could be worse I think mine was a witch." " A witch!? Why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite... then she farted and flew out of the window." filmuletul 1. paradoie dupa david blane - street magic.....este de ras filmuletul 2. darth vader is losing it! --------- A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet (ciocan). "What's that big brass gong?" one of the mates asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one each other for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole... it's three-fifteen in the morning!" ----- A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss". Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of the white panties sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He gasps in horror "My God Mary have you changed your sex?" "No" she replies "I've changed my mind - I'm having a poo instead." poza 1. dj sadam - in za haus
30.10.200633.2KB

 
poza 4. cats on prozac nr 24 - is in pana de idei pentru titlupoza 4. cats on prozac
24.07.200640.7KB
poza 3. one for the married fans maslina 29 bine sunteti miezu!!!poza 3. one for the married fans
24.07.200646.2KB
poza 4. for me!!! maslina nr 43 - too much sport....poza 4. beer....good for me!!!
25.08.200628.4KB
poza 4. aaaa.....a bit wrong maslina 46 - back from bulgariapoza 4. aaaa.....a bit wrong
23.09.200642.6KB

 
poza 3. mouse catcher maslina 46 - back from bulgariapoza 3. mouse catcher
23.09.200638KB
poza 2. bling bling maslina 35 - live in parispoza 2. bling bling
24.07.2006128.8KB
poza 4. funny maslina 35 - live in parispoza 4. funny
24.07.200640.7KB
aloha cer scuze de intarziere da amu ata ete - am avut ceva treaba. use your inceput un an nou siAloha people!!! imi cer scuze de intarziere da amu ata ete - am avut ceva treaba. use your imagination!! o inceput un an nou si deja spiritul primaverii ma cuprinde si ma invaluie si ma imbolnaveste de gripa...sa speram ca propolisul mierea si polenul will do the trick. a reinceput si scoala .... oh goody goody.... ce sa spun....si deja m-am saturat. ca norocu mai am doar o sapt si urmeaza sesiunea. cam atat blog pe sapt asta....va salutez si have fun this week!!! ---- A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!" ---- Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said. "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me screw you." But the girl said "NO!". Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened...?" She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!" --------- filmuletzul 1 cookie monster in rehab....:))) filmuletzul 2 sumo down!!! ------ An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get." ---- Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: The first guy begins, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." And then the second guy pipes in with, "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Then the third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" The fourth guy smiles, puts his feet up and says, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" ...and she said, "Wear sun-block."
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poza 4. do you want fries with your mcpup? maslina nr 19 far far awaypoza 4. do you want fries with your mcpup?
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poza 9 never afraid maslina 50 oooooo happy days!!!poza 9 never afraid
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poza 4. i should not have started it with the french maslina nr 8. - rutina bat-o vinapoza 4. I should not have started it with the French
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poza 3. ii oare maslina 40 holidays ... fun fun funpoza 3. ii oare recidivist?
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a mai trecut o saptamana si parca am mai imbatranit ... i'm getting to old for this shit cred caA mai trecut o saptamana si parca am mai imbatranit ... i'm getting to old for this shit cred ca toata suflarea asteapta venirea lui moshic de sambata din HEAT, mai akes ca dobrica si-o facut treaba destul de bine miercui seara in Lordz. incep sa imi dau seama ca trece vremea si io iara frec menta maxim...si sunt aproape sigur ca viata o sa imi traga una peste ceafa ca sa ma invete minte, asa ca daca va sun din spital sa imi aduceti si mie candies.... si ca sa trec peste faza cu maniaco depresia - have fun and enjoy bancul care urmeaza nu e nustiu ce dar s-ar putea sa incepeti sa ma auziti cu duma a duck for a fuck asa ca sa stiti de unde vine There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the money. He called both of his sons into a room and gave them each a retarded duck and instructed them to go into the city. The one who made the most off the duck would win the money for college. Well the first child, being the good child he was, scurried off to sell his duck. As he was walking, he saw a lady mowing her lawn. She jumped up from the mower and screamed, "IS THAT A RETARDED DUCK?!?" It sure is he replyed, and its for sale too! She said that she collected retarded ducks and would gladly pay him $10 for that duck, he agreed. Well the other son being the "bad" kid went strait for the whore house. When he got there, a lady started hittin on him. He said he'd love to fuck her but he doesnt have any money, just this retarded duck. She thought about it for awhile and said, well I always did want a pet. So they go in the back and have "mad passionate animal sex." When they were done, the lady said she didn't want the duck anymore. He said he would gladly take the duck back if he could fuck her again, so they went at it again. The guy was pretty happy by now so he runs on home, he ran so fast that the duck got away from him and ran out in front of a car and got hit. The duck was clearly dead, so the lady being in the hurry that she was, gave the young man $25 compensation for the dead duck, then she sped off in her car. When the two finally got home, the father once again called them into a room and said, "How much did you make," looking at his "good" son. The "good" son said $10, with a modest look on his face. Then the dad glared at his other son and said, "How about you?" The bad son said, "well... I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up duck!" ------ You know it's an x-rated film when the director yells "Chrissakes, throw a bucket of water on 'em", instead of "Cut" ------ de data asta aveti asa: - one for the guys playing chicken ------- Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do? He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down." She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!" The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!" poza 1: din seria tras palme pt capra vecinului
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poster:hi: musicall games vineri 12 mai>roliposter:hi:
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am absentat nemotivat si imi cer scuze .... am avut o mica urgenta si am fost busy intr-o zona inam absentat nemotivat si imi cer scuze .... am avut o mica urgenta si am fost busy intr-o zona in care netu mere cu 1kbs/sec adica deloc....asa ca revin azi in forta la noi totul e roz numa ca e cam cald...si va deveni din ce in ce mai cald...darn noah io va urez vacanta/concediu alea alea placut si sa stiti ca puteti conta pe maslina ------------ FC Arges- Cosmina Pasarin. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn. Sportul Studentesc– Elena Udrea. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most. FCM Bacau - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails. Pandurii - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't. Steaua Bucuresti - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times. FC Vaslui - Danii Minogue. Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes. Farul Constanta - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly. Otelul Galati - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty. Gloria Bistrita - Paris Hilton. Lay's down way too easily. Dinamo - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while. U Craiova - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully. Poli Timisoara – Oana Zavoranu. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal. Rapid - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back. CFR Cluj - Shakira. Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too. FC National - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front. --------- Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found head butted to death in a French football stars apartment... Police said it was murder on Zidane's floor. ---- filmuletzul 1. bullets filmuletzul 2. big fish filmuletzul 3. prastie umana ---- Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." ---------- A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the BIG MONEY, when you and me is doing basically the same work? " The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic "Try to do it when the engine is running". ---- Larry gets home late one night and his wife, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering at the Hospital.... poza 1. KAT - FU
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poza 5. flatulente maslina 50 oooooo happy days!!!poza 5. flatulente
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