obviously in high spirit ca ii pauza meciului si prostu de niculae o dat gol pt rapid....
sapt ce o trecut o inceput bine....vreau sa citez un ziar nu mai stiu iecsact care: "brokeback mountain" - "crash" ed si in plus wallace si gromit or luat oscaru...hau hau hau
in rest o reinceput scoala da nu am facut mare lucru...din pacate....sau din fericire depinde din ce punct de vedere priviti problema...
apoi ce sa mai spun....barca le-o dat in gura lui chelsea....asa le trebe.... noah suficient fotbal si bla blau...ii dam drumu asa ca buckle your seatbelts ----
Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other two asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived so i will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!". -- A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the Congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.
He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.
"I was appalled. "But as the days went on, I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people. "
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession."
------- An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girl's house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!".
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a modern woman, her mother runs out and gets her one.
The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah!!". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!"
She runs in to mum and the next day is waiting for him on her new boy's bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mum can't buy you one!!!".
The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" To which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?"
"Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"
