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noah aloha fans!!!!
in primul rand vreau sa va indrept atentia spre minunatul festival : 30 aprilie/1 mai FREEDOM OF MUSIC - aer liber/suncuius/ 24 hours non stop mixing cu incepere de la ora 16
pentru mai multe informatii:
http://viktornagual.3xforum.ro/post/118 ... _Suncuius/
vreau sa urez de pe acuma fanilor care serbeaza pastele in vichendul acesta: Sarbatori Fericite!!!
nu prea am cu ce sa ma laud saptamana asta...poate doar ca m-am trezit 3 zile la rand la 8 dimineatza....asa ca am declarata ca ultimele 4 zile din saptamana sunt vichend ca sa apuc si io sa imi revin....
apoi ce mai poci io spune? am intalnit si romani fericiti?....nuuu!!! doar din aia suparati pe viatza care dau cu pietre si scuipa....
io zic sa ii dam drumu ca nu prea am suflu pentru blog
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cateva axiome de viatza
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
Your friends love you anyway.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Maslina saptamanala is the best.
filmuletzul 1 Chopper va explica despre cum sa faceti rost de compensatii de boala de la locul de munca
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... oesohs.wmv
filmuletzul 2 piesa super tare (dar vulgara un pic)
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... ngduet.wmv
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A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!" The Doctor looks at her and says, "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you." About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss me just once!" Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you." Finally, another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!" "Look" he says, "I'm sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you right now!"
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Bhola goes to a grocery store and spots cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. Bhola doesn't strike him as the cat owning type and thinks he's buying it to feed his kids. So he asks Bhola to show him his cat before he will let him have the cat food.
So Bhola goes home and returns with a cat which forces the reluctant manager to sell him the food.
The next week Bhola is back at the store and finds dog food on special. He picks out a dozen cans and heads for the check out. Again the Manager is suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but no way he has a dog and that the dog food is really for his kids. So, he asks Bhola to go get the dog and bring it back to show him it really exists before he can let him have the food.
So Bhola heads for home and soon returns with a dog. The Manager again has to back down and sell him the dog food.
Next week Bhola comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. Somewhat curious the Manager obliges and immediately pulls it back out. He looks at Bhola and shouts: "What the FUCK?! This is SHIT!" Bhola calmly replies: "Yes! And I want to buy some toilet paper..."
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poza 1. te tragi pe cur fraiere?
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poza 2. no comment
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poza 3. parcarea de la o firma
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poza 4. paza si protectie...
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.... poza cu aza si protectie rulez. si eu vleaaaauuuuuu
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