gata ouale si drobu? cum nu? pai si mai stati si va pierdeti vremea cu maslina?....mi se pare absolut normal!!!
in primul rand vreau sa va ur alea alea...sarbatori fericite si vacantza maxima...pentru atatea zile cate va lasa patronu....hau hau hau
apoi va atrab atentia din nou asupra festivalului cel mai cel....promovat si de maslina noastra.... FREEDOM OF MUSIC - SUNCUIUS 30 APRILIE/1 MAI pentru mai multe detalii check it out: http://viktornagual.3xforum.ro/post/118 ... _Suncuius/ VA ASTEPTAM
si sa nu uit ca le tin pumnii la stelisti (desi imi vine destul de greu) ca doar joaca cu Boro diseara...
noah spor si sa bagati in voi ca inainte de foametea de 7 ani din egipt
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A British company is developing computer chips that can store music in women's breast implants as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them. -- Bill walked into his favourite dive bar, took his regular stool, looked around, and asked Louie the bartender, "Where's Beverly the waitress?" "She's dead," replied the bartender. "Dead?", asked Bill. "She died from herpes.", said the bartender. Bill replied, "You don't die from herpes." "You do if you give it to Big Louie!", said the bartender. -- The only thing that casts doubt on the miracles of Jesus is that they were all witnessed by fishermen.
Driving my friend Bill and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. Bill's girlfriend glanced up at it and said, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."
"No," Bill corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her." ----
A Somali arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am from England".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia." "The person says I no Australian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Australia." That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iraq, I am not an Australian."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an Australian?" "No, I am from New Zealand" "Where are all the Australians?" The New Zealander looks at her watch, shrugs, and says....... "Probably at work!" -------
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, the Bathurst 1000, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly..."So............... ya gonna watch big brother again this year?"
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