uitatuvati(sunt niste cratime prin cuvantu ista da nush exact unde si imi e lene sa gandesc!!!) la meci??? buna treaba facura oamenii reginei!!! hau hau hau....oricum o fost meci frumos...de tinut minte.....olaroiu ai luat notitze? de fapt cred ca mai degraba fotbalistii tre sa se fi uitat la ingleji sa vada ce inseamna spirit sportiv....noah atata bai
in rest tate bune si frumoase...
va readuc aminte de festivalu nost cel mandru - 30 aprilie/1 mai la suncuius - FREEDOM OF MUSIC!!!
sa trecem la treaba sa va descretesc un pic fruntile ca suntei suparati!!!
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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the situation.
- If they are counting the bricks.... put them in the accounts department. - If they are recounting them... put them in auditing. - If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks... put them in engineering. - If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order... put them in planning. - If they are throwing the bricks at each other... put them in operations. - If they are sleeping... put them in security. - If they have broken the bricks into pieces... put them in information technology. - If they are sitting idle... put them in human resources. - If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved... put them in sales. - If they have already left for the day... put them in marketing. - If they are staring out of the window... put them on strategic planning. - And then last but not least... if they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved congratulate them and put them in top management. -------------
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.
------- An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!!"
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