o venit primavara si incepe sa fie un pic prea cald...si problema e ca nici nu are de gand sa se cool off....noah amu asta este....we will have to live with that.
dupa cum ati citit si in titlu....barcelona o castigat tat....si io mi-s mandru nevoie mare...
evenimentul saptamanii trecute....fara indoiala....de fapt cred ca e evenimentul anului in oradea....ZABIELA @ bali...o fost miezu miez...stupendous...cel mai cel...m-am dat cu capu de peretei si cu curu de pamant...ce sa mai spun....problema o fost ca a doua zi de la 8 am avut ore...asa ca pe la 4 o trebuit sa plec. evident ca a doua zi dimineatza la 8 fara 5 - in drum spre scoala - mi s-o rupt cablu de ambreaj si julieta (asa o cheama pe cotiga mea) reaua bestia - m-o lasat in mijlocu orasului...dar ne-am descurcat....
noah destul blog ca incepeti sa cascati...
A man says to his wife get ready, you me and the dog are going fishing today. Wife says I don't want to go fishing Man offers her 3 choices. "One, we go fishing. Two, you give me a blow job or three, you take it up the arse." The wife chooses the blow job and after a couple of minutes of sucking say's "this tastes like shit" to which the man replies "yeah... the dog didn't want to go fishing either." -----
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think!? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said.
"We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow."
"You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean..." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realised Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?" "Errr... No..." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" ----
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. Sometime later, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself.
She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't." she says. "I was behind you in line at McDonalds." ---- filmuletzul 1. cel mai norocos idiot de pe planeta.... http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... rdever.wmv
----- A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared intently at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. So she met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her next question: "Will I be acquitted?" -----
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"
poza 1. dog and child
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