am avut o mica urgenta si am fost busy intr-o zona in care netu mere cu 1kbs/sec adica deloc....asa ca revin azi in forta
la noi totul e roz numa ca e cam cald...si va deveni din ce in ce mai cald...darn
noah io va urez vacanta/concediu alea alea placut si sa stiti ca puteti conta pe maslina
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FC Arges- Cosmina Pasarin. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn. Sportul Studentesc– Elena Udrea. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
FCM Bacau - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Pandurii - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Steaua Bucuresti - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
FC Vaslui - Danii Minogue. Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
Farul Constanta - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Otelul Galati - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty. Gloria Bistrita - Paris Hilton. Lay's down way too easily.
Dinamo - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
U Craiova - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Poli Timisoara – Oana Zavoranu. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Rapid - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.
CFR Cluj - Shakira. Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
FC National - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.
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Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found head butted to death in a French football stars apartment... Police said it was murder on Zidane's floor. ----
---- Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini..." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." ----------
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the BIG MONEY, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic "Try to do it when the engine is running". ---- Larry gets home late one night and his wife, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering at the Hospital....
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