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amu pt ca am intarziat cu alelalte trebe sa ma scuzati ca bag amu ca migu masline!
dar ata ete....e spre binele nostru al tuturor....cred....
va dati seama cam cate s-or putut intampla de luni pana joi....o carutza de ele
fusai la nushce concert de jazz la posticum: gyarfas istvan trio....super mese....asa de multi am fo ca la sfarsit or dat baietii mana cu tata lumea....incredibil
noah sa ne fie de bine si sa ii dam drumu cu lucruri mai interesante:
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While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded.
As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.
For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant.
The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way".
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood.
The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!"
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filmuletzul 1. si basescu e pe spate da asta e pe duca
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... shisms.wmv
filmuletzul 2. sa va saturati de motoare
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... stunts.wmv
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think." Then one of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?" And the old man said: "I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but I was wrong."
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A 70 year old man goes to his doctor and asks him for a quarter of a Viagra. "Do you not think a man of your age will need a whole one John'? asks the doctor.
"I only want to get him out far enough to stop me peeing on my shoes" replies John.
poza 1. ain t dat cute
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poza 2. anunt adobe
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poza 3. surf
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poza 4. real life garfield
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