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desi stiu ca nu se cade sa va salut asa din cauza temperaturilor mai putin ridicate io tot ma risk!
ALOHA people!
miss me?
ma rog nu pe mine ci pe dansa....maslina.... esenta zambetelor saptamanale....sau ma rog....plansetelor ca poate va deprima io stiu?!?!
saptamana asta in afara de frig....ce sa mai spun? scoala? noooo ca ii deprimant...ramanem la frig....cold is good....cel putin pt mine....
or fost tot felu de meciuri sapt asta, dar cum cititorii maslinei nu sunt numai microbisti voi evita sa disec probleme fotbalistice...
hai sa vb de ceva frumos....i friiiiiig.....mmmmmm
noah gata ca incep sa va stresez
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Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John went for a night on the town, as they left the night-club, Kylie, half-pissed, slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her g-string to one side and gave her a good seeing to. After he'd finished, Robbie turned and said "It's your turn now, Elton", but Elton started crying. Robbie asked, "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?" Elton sobbed, "My head won't fit between the railings!!!"
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they had PLENTY of fun!
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you something ...I loaned my costume to Ted from around the corner cos I wasn't using it, and BOY did he have a good time!"
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filmuletul 1. noah asta ii bai....ce tzepe or luat bietii oameni....la propriu....
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... locker.wmv
filmuletul 2. vrei sa fi milionar?
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... aloser.wmv
filmuletul 3. si io am jucat un pic de baschet in tinerete....da asta e culmea
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... ershot.wmv
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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file". Whose funeral is it? The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife".
"What happened to her?" The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?". The man answered "My Mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Join the queue."
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A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine..."
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"me - we" (Muhammad Ali)
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