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Dupa cum am promis – maslina nr.5 - double or nothing. Astfel incat sa pierdeti si mi mult timp si sa lucrati mai putin pentru patronii vostri – mama lor de imperialisti –
Saptamana care o trecut a avut doua parti: a)vichend si b)refacere dupa vichend. Vineri balul bobocilor de la ME + concertul extraordinar La familia (care de fapt o fost nu chiar asa de extraordinar – prea multa NU E!!!!)
Sambata Moshic – un eveniment care va ramane in memoria oradenilor pt mult timp. Duminica - cooking (veal parmegiano pt curiosi) si taclale pana tarziu sau devreme depinde din ce parte privesti problema. Evident ca luni, marti si miercuri a fost somn, iar joi e maslina.
Motto-ul de saptamana asta(mesaj pentru studentii mei): IO NU IS IN GREVA ASA CA MOVE YOUR STUPID ASSES TO SCHOOL!!!!
Enough blog – have fun and enjoy
Dad was in the field ploughing when he noticed Mary run into the
barn, A few seconds later Bruce runs into the barn after her. After
about 20 minutes they still haven't come out of the barn, So Dad
decides to see what they are doing. As he walks into the barn he
see's Bruce on top of Mary and he was going to town, Dad thinks to
himself that dirty little bastard and picks up a shovel and whacks Bruce on
the ass with it. Bruce jumps up and runs outside. Mary was still
lying on the floor trying to cover up her modesty, Dad looked down at
her and said, "I didn't think you had it in you Mary.""Neither did I,
dad," said Mary , "until you hit him on the ass with the shovel."
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Rabbi Ezra, his wife, and their children, were really curious as to why Gentiles were so fond of eating pork. They decided to try some, but there was nowhere in town they could go and not be seen.
One weekend, the Rabbi and his family traveled to a distant town, went into a restaurant, and ordered roast pork.
While they were waiting to be served, a member of Rabbi Ezra's Synagogue walks in. He sees the Rabbi and his family. The member asks if he could join them for dinner. The Rabbi has no choice but to agree.
A while later, the waiter returns with the Rabbi's meal. He takes the cover off the large platter, and there is a whole roast pig, with an apple in its mouth. The Synagogue member is more than a little shocked.
"What a fancy place," explains the Rabbi quickly. "Just look at how they serve the apple I ordered."
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Talking about the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher
raised himself to full height, leaned over the table and boomed,
"Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have committed
adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof of your mouf."
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peeping flash application
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2003-02-18/peeping.swf
go carting….or not
http://www.idleriot.com/media/videos/Ex ... Skart.html
cel mai tare in gat
http://www.jokaroo.com/extremevideos/wo ... stman.html
amazing bubble trick – noah nici din astea nu mai vazui !!!
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/939/
caine care vorbeste
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... youdog.wmv
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An elderly widow, tired of being alone, placed the following ad in her local newspaper:
"HUSBAND WANTED: Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be a great lover in bed! All applicants must apply in person."
On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring.
Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat an old man in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
She asked sarcastically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you, you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I will not run around on you!"
She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
Again the old man smiled and said, "Nor will I beat you!"
The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely.
"Are you still great in bed?" she asked.
The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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Bumper stickers (si io vreau sa imi pun cateva pe masina)
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!
Never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose
I'm the fat lady and I ain't singin shit!
I'm not fat, I just don't crap enough!
I'm not fat -- I'm overskinny
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
If a couple divorce in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister?
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
Born to fish, forced to work
Have a crappie day!
I live with fear and danger every day, but sometimes she
lets me go fishing.
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say?
Buy a gun, piss off a liberal.
Honk if you hate noise pollution
Clap one hand if you love Budda
I'm awake, I'm just ignoring you
Horn if You're Honky!
The horn blows, but does the driver?
Horn Broken!! Watch for Finger
My job is so secret; even I don't know what it is.
Freelance gynecologist!
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A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he is driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to Melbourne!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."
The nurse leaves Charlies room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what the hell are you doing?" To which Ed replies, "Ssssshhhh, I'm shagging Charlies wife while he's in Melbourne".
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"me - we" (Muhammad Ali)
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bumper stickers rule!! :P
) haha .... si poza cu ursuletzu 
*aplauda* had a blast