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Hello again people on maslina saptamanala
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O saptamana mai mult decat epuizanta. Nu ma intrebati de ce pentru ca ar fi prea multe de spus. Ideea e ca in curand voi deveni autor….mai exact co-autor….sigur ca va dau autografe….
Cand stau sa ma gandesc nu prea am mare lucru in rest de zis asa ca nu va mai retin…
Let the funny part begin!!!
Stii ca esti oradean de prea multa vreme daca:
Ai rude, prieteni sau cunostinte care lucreaza in vama (minim 2 pers)
Astepti mai mult miercurea pentru IvsL (Industry versus Lordz) decat vichendul
Stii cel putin 2 porecle pentru fratii Micula (Miculix, Jâ şi Vâ, Chemical Bros. Fraţii Minune etc.)
ÃŽl înjuri pe Filip de câte ori îţi bagi roţile sau încălţămintea într-o groapă.
Ştii cine e Filip Petru (ing. Dr.)
Singurul primar al oraşului de care îţi aduci aminte e Petru Filip (bla bla)
Băile Felix îţi provoacă silă, greaţă dar mergi o dată la 2-3 săptămâni
Cunoşti pe cineva care îi prieten cu cineva care îl ştie pe Unchiu
Ştii cine e Unchiu. (pt non-oradeni Unchiu este fostul rector Teodor Maghiar, fericitul tata al actualului rector….do not ask)
Ai avut o rudă care o lucrat la ÃŽnfrăţirea
Foloseşti “Noahâ€Â? ca interjecţie, conjuncţie, substantitv sau în locul unor locuţiuni verbale.
Ai cel puţin 5 prieteni, cunoştinţe (dar nu rude) unguri.
ÃŽţi ia o luna sa iti scoti din limbaj ce ai învăţat în 3 zile în Bucureşti
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring a t him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to. Shaking him the big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn AROUND!"
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padurar cretin
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daca toate femeile ar parca asa
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives..." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Poza 1 - I wanna be bear - daca as fi femeie....cred
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poza 2 - Bushism
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poza 3 - tot cu ursi (cred ca is ursofil saptamana asta)
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poza 4 is darnic nu? inca una din dubai (promit sa nu fie ultima)
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... sau da? .. noa oricum thumbs up pt gajika ...