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Hello again….fiti bineveniti… cred?!?!?!
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Saptamana asta care o trecut o fost incredibil de….nu stiu exact ce adjective sa folosesc… rutinatoare…adicatalea creatoare de rutina…OMG ce licente poetice scot din mine
Ore, scandal la scoli ca am facut ore cand o fost greva, teste de corectate, note de dat…si evident ca o trebuit sa fac si ceva bani ca doar univ nu are de unde.
Acuma ce sa ii faci… la toti ni-i greu si merem inainte…vineri e deschiderea la Bali. Om vedea daca om mere, ca nu prea sunt fonduri, if you know what I mean. Univ ii de vine
azi cu ocazia zilei nationale nu vreau sa va urez nimic, pt ca patronii nu v-or dat zi libera - nu is curiosi daca voi celebrati au ba cu mare fast minunat unire din 1918...sau 1819...ca nu mai tzin minte
oricum distractie maxima...daca aveti cum
Enough cu alea alea….trecem la munci mai serioase
A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?" The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger so he agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick hit the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!" The old farmer grinned and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck!"
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A Mexican, and black man, a Chinese man and a redneck were all sitting on a park bench when one of them notices a bottle with a cork on it. The Mexican decided to pick up and open the bottle and when he did, a genie appeared. The genie tells all of the men that if they make a wish, he will grant one wish each.
The black man tells the genie that he wishes he could return to Africa with all of the other blacks in the United States and live in peace and harmony among the native people. The Mexican hears this and tells the genie that he wishes he could return to Mexico with all of the other Hispanics and live in peace and prosperity among his people. The Chinese decides that he would like also to return to his native land with the other Chinese and live in peace and harmony among his people.
Finally it is the rednecks turn to make his wish. He thinks for a moment pondering all that has transpired and then recaps the situation: "You mean when these wishes are granted there will be no more Blacks, Mexicans or Hispanics living in the United States? Hell, give me a diet Coke."
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Wet moments
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io stiu ca nu am voce, dar astia chiar is pe spate
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An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face.
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In a check out line the other day a couple were arguing about
whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she
heard the lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote." With a
furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?" Without missing a
beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between
a prick and an asshole."
poza1 stiu ca voi fi numit misogin da amu ata ete
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poza 2 Pentru ingineri cel mai adevarat algoritm ever
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poza 3. doar stiti ca io ii iubesc pe francezi
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poza 4. I should not have started it with the French
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