daca tot ati ajuns unde trebe, sit back and enjoy!
nu prea mult blog sapt asta ca nu am vreme, nervi si rabdare.
am ramas surprins sa vad destul de multa lume miercuri la IvsL, in ciuda tuturor "problemelor", iar joi am fost din nou. de data asta pentru muzici de muzici: jazz, rock si honky tonk. noah nu mai spun ca o sunat mirific si am ramas placut impresionat.
cam atat ca mi-i somn si ramane pe sapt viitoare...
A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander.
"My car has broken down," said the traveller, "Do you know where I can spend the night?" "Why, right here of course!" said the Scot, "Come in and avail yourself of our world famous hospitality." The traveller duly entered the humble but cosy residence.
"Jeannie," shouted the host in the direction of the kitchen, and in response to his call his beautiful daughter appeared. "Jeannie, make a meal for the gentleman and remember to uphold our great tradition of Highland hospitality."
The traveller was soon tucking into an appetising meal; the girl had indeed spared no effort to extend Highland hospitality to the quest. "And now," said the Highlander, "I'm afraid I must go out and milk the cows, but just make yourself at home and take full advantage of our world famous Highland hospitality."
No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveller set about seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all he had her on the floor and was on the job.
Suddenly the door opened and there stood the Highlander. He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple with rage. He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash and gave verbal vent to his wrath.
"After all I have been saying about the Highland hospitality," he roared, "Arch your back, woman, and take the poor man's balls off the cold floor!"
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One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing weweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon " said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time." Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please, Jung Lee, just once play weeweechu with me." Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said "Ok, we'll play weeweechu."
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang... "Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, weeweechu a melly Chlistmas and a happy New Year."
The Dean of an all-women Christian college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A somewhat less-than-virginal-looking student in the back of the room rose to ask a question of her own: "How do you make it last an hour?"
A 70 year old man goes to his doctor and asks him for a quarter of a Viagra. "Do you not think a man of your age will need a whole one John'? asks the doctor. "I only want to get him out far enough to stop me peeing on my shoes" replies John.
poza 1 garajul meu!!!
maslina saptamanala nr 9 - ooohhhhh it's hilariuos – poza de connoisseur, in Maslina saptamanala · 39.6KB
"Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, weeweechu a melly Chlistmas and a happy New Year."
poza trei .. deci .. RESPEKT .... Homer iz da shaite !! Ur Gay !
filmele:
the yoyo guy iz amazing. ma tot asteptam sa se incurce atza sau sa se`mpedece in ea or sumthing... sa se plezneasca peste uaki :P ... amazing ...
pref. mei la slamdunk thing : julius erving, spud webb, vince carter (altho didn`t really like his aressive methods). i gave up liking jordan at space jam. sorry
