sper ca incepand de azi sa ma tina balamalele si sa il tina si pe asta micu circuitele si sa va aducem in fiece saptamana o maslina si o duda
Saptamana care o trecut o fost crazy cu C. vineri o fost rhadoo (mai bine statea acasa la el acolo in ibiza sau pe unde haladuieste amu) si ne lasa sa dormim. Apoi sambata - nunta - hmmmm. No comment. apoi munca munca si iar munca, iar miercuri - Industry vs Lord's - sa mai zic ceva sau am cam zis tot?!?!!?...a...cred ca nu noah ma rog ...asteptam vichendu ce sta sa vina!!!
pana sapt viitoare - enjoy
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
A bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says. "You dirty git!" shouts the barmaid. "Get out before I get my husband!" The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
"I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off," he says. "You dirty filthy pervert! You're barred. Get out!!" she storms. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "Okay, one more chance' says the barmaid. "Now - what do you want?"
"I want to turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup." The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the TV.
"What's the matter, love?" he asks. "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off," she says. "I'll kill him! Where is he?" rages the husband.
"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off," she yells. "Right. He's dead!" says the husband, standing up and reaching for a baseball bat.
"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with Guinness and then drink it all," she screams. The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the television back on.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically. "Look, love. I'm sorry, but I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 bottles of Guinness."
Maslina saptamanala - numa sa nu va inecati cu ea – poza de connoisseur, in Maslina saptamanala · 51.9KB
Si se mai face una tot in Emirate, in forma hartii pamantului...si poti sa iti cumperi de ex Anglia sau Romania? (ha ha) n-am poza acuma...da aratau pe VH1 cam acum jumate de an
_______________________________________ Take me away million miles away from here
sau Romania? (ha ha) n-am poza acuma...da aratau pe VH1 cam acum jumate de an
