desi vroiam sa il fac un fel de best of 2005...am zis sa nu va mai plictisesc cu aceleasi dume lipsite de umor. asa ca ma stradui sa vin cu ceva nou.
din cate se vede anu ce tocmai trece o fost ok...cu realizari si esecuri...cu un craciun bestial si cu tot felu de intamplari hazlii....
cica ii momentul sa facem bilanturi si alea alea asa ca ma gandesc sa vad ce am realizat si ce nu....hmmm...nuttin much da amu nu le putem face pe toate
ultima saptamana din an se termina apoteotic - dupa concertul de luni si vartopul de marti 2 zile numa dorm ca sa imi revin. sa vedem amu cum a fi la nushce party de anu nou ca poate ne schimbam opinia....stiti cum e....ultima impresie conteaza
noah bun....enough blog(o fo bine domnu admin?) realizatorul maslinei ureaza tuturor fanilor un An Nou maxim...si sa va dea Dumnezeu tot ce-i mai bun!!!
---- Stii ca esti impatimit de sport daca: 1. siteurile cele mai vizitate sunt prosport.ro si gsp.ro 2. stii de la ce vine gsp 3. il consideri pe ionitoaia mai tare ca sadoveanu 4. cunosti primul 11 de la 6 echipe din tara 5. cunosti primul 11 de la 5 echipe din campionatele straine 6. mergi la un meci pe saptamana(indiferent de sport) 7. stii regulile de la cel putin 7 sporturi (din care unu tre sa fie hochei, baseball sau fotbal american) 8. intr-un vichend urmaresti 8 meciuri de fotbal (Romania, Italia, Spania, Anglia, Germania si ce tari mai vreti voi) 9. spargi un kil de seminte (bostan sau floarea soarelui) intr-un vichend 10. urmaresti 4 jurnale de stiri sportive in fiecare seara (National, TVR1, ProTv si Antena1) 11. Nasu ii naspa, dar Mitica ii amuzant 12. recunosti personajele de la nr 11
--- An attractive young woman was delighted to find her hero Sean Connery alongside her at the bar of a swish hotel and even more delighted when he spoke to her. They chatted for some time and the subject inevitably got round to sex. "I suppose that now you're in your 70s, sex isn't the same," the woman observed regretfully.
"On the contrary," Connery said in his famous Scottish accent, "it's even more enjoyable. I can easily have it three times in a row and each one is better than the last, both for me and the woman. Would you like to come up to my room so I can prove it?"
There was no way the woman was going to decline an offer from 007, so in no time they were making beautiful love. "That was wonderful, Sean, if I may call you that," the woman gushed. "Will it really be better next time?" "It will," Connery promised her. "But first, I've got to have a half-hour nap and would like you to hold my testicles gently in one hand and my penis in the other while I'm asleep, if you wouldn't mind."
"I certainly won't mind," the woman assured him, taking these intriguing parts of 007's anatomy in hand until 30 minutes later to the second Connery woke and resumed lovemaking. "You're right," the woman gasped when they finished. "That was even better. Shall we go again?" "Sure," Connery drawled, "but I need that nap again with you holding my balls and dick."
The woman gladly agreed to resume her hold and 30 minutes later released his parts so they could have their third session. After it, she lay back in silent ecstasy before asking, "Sean, tell me, I'll keep it secret if you prefer but does having your partner hold your balls and dick while you sleep make it so much better for you?"
"Not at all," Connery assured her. "It's just that the last woman I had in here stole my wallet."
---- One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mum! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan!"
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was broken-hearted.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George."
"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." ----
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses 3 have been arrested for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are current defendants in lawsuits In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of America in line.
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.
poza 1. un fotograf adevarat
Maslina saptamanala nr 12 - Hepi niu iăr!!! – poza de connoisseur, in Maslina saptamanala · 36.4KB
