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Aloha people!!!
imi cer scuze de intarziere da amu ata ete - am avut ceva treaba. use your imagination!!
o inceput un an nou si deja spiritul primaverii ma cuprinde si ma invaluie si ma imbolnaveste de gripa...sa speram ca propolisul mierea si polenul will do the trick.
a reinceput si scoala .... oh goody goody.... ce sa spun....si deja m-am saturat. ca norocu mai am doar o sapt si urmeaza sesiunea.
cam atat blog pe sapt asta....va salutez si have fun this week!!!
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A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said. "I'll give you a $1000 if you let me screw you." But the girl said "NO!".
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened...?" She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
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filmuletzul 1 cookie monster in rehab.... ))
http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/1996 ... Rehab.html
filmuletzul 2 sumo down!!!
http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/2009 ... nship.html
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An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
The first guy begins, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
And then the second guy pipes in with, "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Then the third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
The fourth guy smiles, puts his feet up and says, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" ...and she said, "Wear sun-block."
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poza 2. Lovers caught
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poza 3. overdose victim
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poza 4. garcea cu tupeu maxim
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