o mai trecut o saptamana ucigatoare din anul acesta criminal (tendintele sinucigase o sa imi treaca pe parcurs)... si parca entuziasmul si cheful de viata mi-au scazut cu cel putin 30% - sa speram ca o sa revina la normal ca altfel nu vad aparand si numarul 16 de la maslina
am corectat lucrari in nestire de parca eram ..... aspirator de corectat.... Bonux stie de ce....
si incepe sesiunea si cand ma gandesc ca iara o sa ii vad pe mult stimabilii studenti cum incearca sa copieze si mi-i rusine mie de rusinea lor....bleah....noah ata ete a trece cumva si partea asta....
va salutez cu stima pana saptamana viitoare....sa speram.... ---- o fabula ce merita invatzata
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked beside them. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're gone!'
----- An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sisters!' and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."
poza 1. macar au bunul simt sa isi ceara scuze
Maslina saptamanala nr 15 Miss me? – poza de connoisseur, in Maslina saptamanala · 30.3KB
mmm, good morala, aia cu magarushu` .. .chiar foarte faina ...
si io vreau broasca d`aia !!!!!! muaha just kidding ... good one dude, good one
irishman going deaf, aww he misez ralu doesn`t he ?:P
ma abtin al rodeo joke
miez miez. oh.. u shud try to get rid of problems that cause u to be depressed and suicidal. flunk students maybe ? :P that`s not very nice, almost accepting shaite ... that`s not za dorin i know is it ? cohones hombre, cohones!!
