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greetings earthlings!
ati inceput sa numarati bobocii?
s-o racit dramatic vremea si se pare ca vom avea o toamna umeda....cel putin asa o inceput....
daca stau sa ma gandesc...o trecut o vara destl de calma...o fost si cald dar nu pe perioade foarte lungi....sau ma insel? ca nu imi mai aduc aminte...
nu prea am mare suflu pt ca or pierdut americanii cu grecii in semifinale la campionatul mondial de baschet si imi vine sa ma dau cu capu de pereti...
asa ca ii dam drumu ca sa nu va mai retin cu depresiile mele....
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Friday 1st September is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers day:
Do you have a co-worker who talks non-stop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Friday 1st September as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of, and get to slapping... and have a great day!
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In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Richie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
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There once was this white fella who was feeling lonely because his wife-to-be, Wanda, was on vacation. He wanted to do something for her that would both impress her as well as proclaim his undying ever-enduring love for her.
After much contemplation he thought what better way than to have her name, "Wanda," actually tattooed onto his body. Further consideration of his idea resulted in his deciding to have her name tattooed right onto his penis. So he went to a tattoo parlour and had it done immediately.
Well, because of the nature of the terrain, the tattoo usually said, "WA." But he knew she would be surprised and delighted to see her whole name on his penis once it became erect. He could hardly wait for her return.
The scabs wore off just in time too, as she was due home from her vacation. He went to meet her at the airport, beaming to himself as he imagined her pleasure at discovering his surprise. He could hardly even contain himself.
While he was waiting for her plane, he went into the washroom to have a pee. He marched right up the urinal next to a tall black fella who was just shaking it off. The white fella looks down and says, "Hey wow!!! You've got a "WA" on your penis too! What a coincidence!" The black fella looks at him.
"I just had mine done - it really says 'Wanda,'" beamed the white fella, "What does yours say?" The black fella looks down at him, gives a big wide smile and says, "Well mine says, 'WELCOME TO BEAUTIFUL JAMAICA'"....
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In the dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the fortune teller delivered the bad news. "There is no easy way to tell you this so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a quick, violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the Tarot cards, the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her trembling hands. She took a few deep breaths to try to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked: "Will I get away with it???"
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A chicken goes in to a library, jumps on to the counter and goes "book, book, book, book... book, book, book, book". The librarian looks at the chicken and says "what?"
The chicken say "book, book, book, book... book, book, book, book" So the librarian hands the chicken a book and the chicken leaves.
10 minutes later the chicken is back, jumps on to the counter and goes "book, book, book, book... book, book, book, book". The librarian thinks 'he must be a speed reader' and gives the chicken another book and the chicken leaves.
10 minutes later the chicken is back again, jumps on to the counter and goes "book, book, book, book... book, book, book, book". The librarian couldn't believe it but gives the chicken another book and the chicken leaves.
The librarian's curiosity got the better of her and she follows the chicken. She follows the chicken down to the local pond, where there's a big bullfrog. The chicken goes up to the bullfrog, holds up the book and says "book, book, book, book... book, book, book, book". The bullfrog looks at it at says "redit, redit, redit".
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poza 1. ok...bravo...si amu?
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