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A mai trecut o saptamana si parca am mai imbatranit ... i'm getting to old for this shit
cred ca toata suflarea asteapta venirea lui moshic de sambata din HEAT, mai akes ca dobrica si-o facut treaba destul de bine miercui seara in Lordz.
incep sa imi dau seama ca trece vremea si io iara frec menta maxim...si sunt aproape sigur ca viata o sa imi traga una peste ceafa ca sa ma invete minte, asa ca daca va sun din spital sa imi aduceti si mie candies....
si ca sa trec peste faza cu maniaco depresia - have fun and enjoy
bancul care urmeaza nu e nustiu ce dar s-ar putea sa incepeti sa ma auziti cu duma a duck for a fuck asa ca sa stiti de unde vine
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the money. He called both of his sons into a room and gave them each a retarded duck and instructed them to go into the city. The one who made the most off the duck would win the money for college.
Well the first child, being the good child he was, scurried off to sell his duck. As he was walking, he saw a lady mowing her lawn. She jumped up from the mower and screamed, "IS THAT A RETARDED DUCK?!?" It sure is he replyed, and its for sale too! She said that she collected retarded ducks and would gladly pay him $10 for that duck, he agreed.
Well the other son being the "bad" kid went strait for the whore house. When he got there, a lady started hittin on him. He said he'd love to fuck her but he doesnt have any money, just this retarded duck. She thought about it for awhile and said, well I always did want a pet. So they go in the back and have "mad passionate animal sex." When they were done, the lady said she didn't want the duck anymore. He said he would gladly take the duck back if he could fuck her again, so they went at it again. The guy was pretty happy by now so he runs on home, he ran so fast that the duck got away from him and ran out in front of a car and got hit. The duck was clearly dead, so the lady being in the hurry that she was, gave the young man $25 compensation for the dead duck, then she sped off in her car.
When the two finally got home, the father once again called them into a room and said, "How much did you make," looking at his "good" son. The "good" son said $10, with a modest look on his face.
Then the dad glared at his other son and said, "How about you?" The bad son said, "well... I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up duck!"
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You know it's an x-rated film when the director yells "Chrissakes, throw a bucket of water on 'em", instead of "Cut"
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de data asta aveti asa:
http://kaktuz.com/redirect.php?id=2358 - one for the guys
playing chicken http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=8527
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Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.
Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.
They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?
He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down."
She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!"
The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!"
poza 1: din seria tras palme pt capra vecinului
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poza 2 - ain't he.....ugly?
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si inca una cu caini: dream on!!!!
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nu m-am putut abtine - pt pixie poza 4
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Mama, ce tare e partia aia...cand e gata? Parca am inteles ca e in dubai...oare cand va fi una mai aproape?
p.s.: de unde iei informatiile astea despre proiecte in curs de constructie?
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