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helou fans!!!
mere treaba? ca daca nu mere pica....sau?
in primul rand tre sa am o mare rugaminte....dureaza max 25 de sec(in functie de conexiune). intrati pe http://forum.synthplants.ro/ apoi - votati cu viktor nagual....pretty please with sugar lump on top? .... a fost bine domn admin?
si amu revenind la treburile mai putin complicat tin sa va multumesc pt vizita saptamanale pe care o faceti pe acest forum care apropo apartine lui Viktor Nagual(ati apucat sa votati? daca nu vedeti mai sus cum). Sper sa reusesc sa continui treaba de care m-am apucat.
saptamana care a trecut a fost destul de rozosină. sambata in bali si am fost miercuri la concert tudor gheorghe...dar cred ca m-am asteptat un pic la prea multe....cred ca batranelu incepe sa se ramoleasca....noah oricum o fost ok
si cam atat....
THINGS TO PONDER
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
- If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose? Asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
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filmuletzul 1 it's magic
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... smagic.wmv
filmuletzul 2 tipa are nevoie de ochelari
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... lasses.wmv
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?" The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"
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Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family... you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen."
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed".
poza 1 - nu ai tu curaj sa apesi start
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poza 2. la vanatoare
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poza 3. sonerie
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poza 4. nu is io miezu da asta sau ii blonda sau ii pe spate?!?!?
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hehe read it at viktor`s aseara ...
rulez, once again ...
cica ne bate Dan 0 daca mai punem mesaje d`alea cu votatzi pt cutarescu in za contest ... so ... put a link or two si cam atat , no instructions ... we don`t wanna be trouble do we? 
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