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hello pipal.... daca nu ma insel azi ii ziua cu maslina nu?
noah cica trecuram in noul an. interesanta experienta fu si asta. trec peste manele si vodka si alea alea....dar pe la 3.30 m-am pus pe blestemat neamu lui gutza si copilu' miracol de cred ca or sughitzat saracii....
asa le trebe...daca nu=s in stare sa faca ceva mai de doamne ajuta.
anul asta va fi plin de chestii interesante....ice age2...lucruri...alea alea si poate ajung sa vad si io saw2...
noah bine...va urez un an maxim in continuare si va astept joia urmatoare
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A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, "We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah hu Akbar! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man. "Allah hu Akbar! No problem," says the Mullah. "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah hu Akbar. Go for it!" "Doggy style?" "Sure! Allah hu Akbar!" "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! Allah hu Akbar!" "Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?" "You may indeed. Allah hu Akbar!"
"Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to dancing."
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There is this just married Chinese couple that decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realised that he had only 20 cents. He asks the shop owner to sell him only one of the condoms and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.
While the husband was out, a black thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic but she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked the father. "Papa, why am I black and you are white?"
The father shouted, "You are damn lucky! 5 cents more and you would have been purple!"
filmuletzul 1 bestof din alea cu cazaturi - da muzica ii funny
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... spills.wmv
filmuletzul 2 atomic shocks - cred ca nu tre sa mai spun nika
http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?fil ... shocks.wmv
One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to stop. Our guy rolls down the window. "How can I help you?"
"I am the red bastard of the asphalt, you got something to eat?"
With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the red dressed guy and drives away. Not even five minutes later he comes across another guy. This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop. A bit irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window. "What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow bastard of the asphalt, you got something to drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what. To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue, making a hand signal to stop him. Not quite willing our guy decides to stop a last time.
He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, "I know I know, you're the blue bastard of the asphalt. But just what the fuck do you want?" "Driver's license and registration please."
poza 1 - Wizard of oz
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"me - we" (Muhammad Ali)
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