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jo ma intorsei din si vreau sa spun ca pana uii ajungem din urma mai trebe sapate niste santuri sijo nappot! io ma intorsei din Magyarorszag si vreau sa spun ca pana uii ajungem din urma mai trebe sapate niste santuri si construite niste case....si sa mai treaca multa apa pe dunare si tisa incredibil.... oricum....super mese....am stat de vb cu tot felu de strainezi si am aflat ca si in grecia si in turcia situatia ii la fel de bombonie ca la noi...si ei au coruptie si nepotism si din astea..... asa ca hai sa trecem la fun fun fun.... =========================== The man brought the girl back to his apartment, took off his clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend." She took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said, "Call me when it grows up." ----- Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!" Then POOF!! She was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, FRED! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!" ------------ On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" ------- filmuletzul 1 super reclama la ceva bere... filmuletzul 2 super electric soc... ------------ So this guy wants to have a luau. He needs a pig for a luau, so he goes to a pig farm. He asks the farmer for a twenty-pound pig. The farmer goes into the pen, searches around awhile. He picks up a pig, puts the tail in his mouth, and begins swinging the pig around for a few seconds. He puts the pig down, and says, "Nope, not quite twenty pounds." He picks up another, puts the tail in his mouth, swings the pig around awhile, and declares, "This one's twenty pounds!" He brings the pig out, and the man says in a shocked tone, "You can't weigh a pig like that!" "Sure I can," said the farmer, "Watch this." He called his son over and asked him to weigh the pig. The boy came over, picked up the pig, put its tail in his mouth, and swung it around awhile. He put the pig down and said, "This one weighs twenty pounds." The man still looked perplexed, so the farmer told the boy to get his mother so that she can weigh the pig. After five minutes, the boy returned alone. "She can't come out just yet," the boy said. "She's weighing the mailman." -------- poza 1. istorie americana....
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poza 2. tre sa ma apuc sa fac curat si io la mine maslina 37 - mai da ti draqu drumu la aeru alapoza 2. tre sa ma apuc sa fac curat si io la mine
24.07.200627KB
poza 4. wtf do u want? maslinapoza 4. WTF do u want?
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oameni buni nu mai rezist psihic in orasul asta....ma topesc fizic, psihic si e da ti draqu drumu laoameni buni welcome! io nu mai rezist psihic in orasul asta....ma topesc fizic, psihic si spiritual.... nu e corect....mai da ti draqu drumu la aeru conditionat sau la venilator...sa sufle un pic de vant....incredibil is in plina forma si actiune....dar cu caldura aiasta nu si mai poati.... mama ei de treaba.... noah irelevant....nu va racoriti voi cu rasete, dar macar va mai descretiti transpiratia de pe frunti here we go in 5, 4, 3, 2, .... 1.....LAUNCH --------- Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father dies, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass on. Then I will inherit over 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother... --------- A young man named Adrian bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When the farmer drove up the next day, he said, "Sorry son, I have some bad news. The donkey is on my truck, but I'm afraid he's dead." Adrian replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "I can't do that. I went and spent it already." Adrian said, "Just unload the donkey anyway." The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?" Adrian said, "I'm going to raffle him off." But Adrian , with a big smile on his face, said "Oh yes I can! Watch me. I just won't tell anybody that he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Adrian and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Adrian said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $798.00." Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?" Adrian replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner, when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him his $2 back plus $200 extra, which is double the going value of a donkey, so he thought I was a really great guy." Adrian grew up and eventually became the Prime Minister of Romania, and no matter how many times he lied or how much money he took from Aussie voters, as long as he gave them back some of the money, most of them thought he was a great guy. ------------- Wife tells her husband over breakfast: "I've had this incredible dream: we were making love and there was this huge African man standing behind us, fanning us with this huge fan on a pole. It was so exciting, I had four orgasms!" The comment played on the man's mind all day and sure enough, he managed to find a huge African man who was prepared to fan them for a reasonable fee. That night, the couple made love. But lo and behold, there was no orgasm. The wife proposed that her husband and the huge African man swap places and so they did. Wife and African went at it and the orgasms kept coming, while the husband fanned away. When it was all over, the husband tapped the huge African man on the shoulder and said: "See - that's how you have to use the fan." ---------- filmuletzul 1. Robin Williams spotul 2. james blunt super funny ------ Two career drunks were extremely thirsty one Saturday night and decided to go to the store to get some cheap booze. In the store, the first drunk says, "All right, I have 87 cents; how much do you have?" His friend replies, "I have a dollar. What can we get for $1.87?" The first drunk spots a big Italian sausage on the rack for only $1.80 and has a great idea. "Hey, here's what we can do," he says. "We'll buy that sausage there and put it in my pants. We'll go into a bar and order drinks. After the drinks are gone, I'll pull out the sausage and you start sucking on it. They'll kick us out of the bar and we won't have to pay!" The second drunk agrees and they head off to the bar. They walk in and order two beers and drink them down. When the beer is gone, the first drunk whips out the sausage and the second starts sucking on it. "What the bloody hell are you doing? You dirty bastards! - Get out of my bar!" yells the bartender, and the two run out laughing. "That was great, and it didn't cost us a cent," says the second drunk. "Let's do it again!" So off they run to another bar for a repeat performance. This continues for some hours. At the end of the night, after about the 20th bar, the second drunk says, "Man what a great night. All this drinking is making me hungry. Hey, pull out that sausage and let's divvy it up and eat it." "Sausage?" says the first drunk. "Oh, yeah... the sausage. I dropped the sausage on the floor about eight bars ago!" ------------- The company hires a new man. He was supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up, he calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. The boss excuses him. Come Tuesday morning the man shows up as promised and works throughout the week, greatly impressing everyone with his diligence and ability. The next Monday, he once again calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Again the boss reluctantly excuses him, but notices that this is the second Monday in a row. Once again, the man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, even faster and better than the previous week. The following Monday, he calls his boss again. "I'm sick." The boss excuses him again but decides to call the man to task on Tuesday. Tuesday comes and as soon as the man shows up, the boss calls him into his office. "What gives?" asks the boss. "I can see you're a hard worker, but you've only been here three weeks and you've called in sick every Monday." Man says, "Well, my sister is in a bad marriage and I go over to console her every Monday morning before work. One thing leads to another and we end up making love all day long." "Your sister!?!" says the boss. "That's disgusting!" Man says, "Yeah... I told you I was sick!" ---- When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon. Recognising a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly, but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon. An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator relayed the message: "WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND." poza 1. evolution of man
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aloha people! e ca si voi faceti ce fac io...adica trezit si mai de ca aveti planuri de vacantzaaloha people! e vacantza...sper ca si voi faceti ce fac io...adica trezit tarziu....culcat si mai tarziu...sufocat de caldura...ce altceva....hmmmm sper ca aveti planuri de vacantza mai serioase decat mine...:) noah orshcum.....io va urez la toti o vacantza maxima....dar... sa stiti ca maslina nu intra inca in vacantza...asa ca va asteptam si sapt viitoare... ------- The Pope was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off-shore. A helpless man, wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Welsh, Irish and Scottish rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the hapless English fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatred between the Celtic and English rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies: "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?" --------- A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25." ---------- filmuletzul 1. girls girls girls.... filmuletzul 2. jedi bush ce mai pot io spune? may the scwartz be with you?!?! filmuletzul 3. amazing BMX bicycle stunts ------------ A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it with the insurance money." She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it that with the insurance money too!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes!" ----------- There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his pay check. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen." ---------- This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try. She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a shot of Bailey's, and the other a shot of lime juice. She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic and he has plans for later. First he swigs the Bailey's, holding it and swishing it back and forth over his tongue. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth. Then he adds the lime juice to mix with the Bailey's. After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the colour of fresh lime juice. Five seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess. With a look of near horror on his face, he turns to her and asks, "What the fuck was in that?" She whispers in his ear... "It's called Blowjob revenge -------- poza 1. naichi !
27.07.200629.5KB
poza 3. pt alcoolici anonimi maslina nr. 20 - editie festivapoza 3. pt alcoolici anonimi
24.07.200629.5KB
poza 2. no comment maslina 27 - nuttin special about that numberpoza 2. no comment
22.07.200621.5KB
poza 4. i'm in trouble now maslina 30 .... cine nu ii gata.....e de belea....poza 4. i'm in trouble now
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poza 3 . de pisici nu mai zic nimic da asta una ma omoara maslina nr. 10 -poza 3 . de pisici nu mai zic nimic da asta una ma omoara
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poza 2. cine plimba pe cine? maslina 31 - hepi birzdei to adminpoza 2. cine plimba pe cine?
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amu pt ca am intarziat cu alelalte trebe sa ma scuzati ca bag amu ca migu ata ete....e spre bineleamu pt ca am intarziat cu alelalte trebe sa ma scuzati ca bag amu ca migu masline! dar ata ete....e spre binele nostru al tuturor....cred.... va dati seama cam cate s-or putut intampla de luni pana joi....o carutza de ele fusai la nushce concert de jazz la posticum: gyarfas istvan trio....super mese....asa de multi am fo ca la sfarsit or dat baietii mana cu tata lumea....incredibil noah sa ne fie de bine si sa ii dam drumu cu lucruri mai interesante: ---------- While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away. For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him. Probably wasn't the same elephant. -------- A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way". After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!" -------- filmuletzul 1. si basescu e pe spate da asta e pe duca filmuletzul 2. sa va saturati de motoare ------- Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think." Then one of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong." Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong." So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?" And the old man said: "I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but I was wrong." ------ A 70 year old man goes to his doctor and asks him for a quarter of a Viagra. "Do you not think a man of your age will need a whole one John'? asks the doctor. "I only want to get him out far enough to stop me peeing on my shoes" replies John. poza 1. ain t dat cute
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poza 3. fast dog maslina 50 oooooo happy days!!!poza 3. fast dog
15.10.200651.5KB

 
dupa cum am promis maslina nr.5 - double or nothing. astfel incat sa pierdeti si mi mult timp si saDupa cum am promis – maslina nr.5 - double or nothing. Astfel incat sa pierdeti si mi mult timp si sa lucrati mai putin pentru patronii vostri – mama lor de imperialisti – Saptamana care o trecut a avut doua parti: a)vichend si b)refacere dupa vichend. Vineri balul bobocilor de la ME + concertul extraordinar La familia (care de fapt o fost nu chiar asa de extraordinar – prea multa NU E!!!!) Sambata Moshic – un eveniment care va ramane in memoria oradenilor pt mult timp. Duminica - cooking (veal parmegiano pt curiosi) si taclale pana tarziu sau devreme depinde din ce parte privesti problema. Evident ca luni, marti si miercuri a fost somn, iar joi e maslina. Motto-ul de saptamana asta(mesaj pentru studentii mei): IO NU IS IN GREVA ASA CA MOVE YOUR STUPID ASSES TO SCHOOL!!!! Enough blog – have fun and enjoy Dad was in the field ploughing when he noticed Mary run into the barn, A few seconds later Bruce runs into the barn after her. After about 20 minutes they still haven't come out of the barn, So Dad decides to see what they are doing. As he walks into the barn he see's Bruce on top of Mary and he was going to town, Dad thinks to himself that dirty little bastard and picks up a shovel and whacks Bruce on the ass with it. Bruce jumps up and runs outside. Mary was still lying on the floor trying to cover up her modesty, Dad looked down at her and said, "I didn't think you had it in you Mary.""Neither did I, dad," said Mary , "until you hit him on the ass with the shovel." ---- Rabbi Ezra, his wife, and their children, were really curious as to why Gentiles were so fond of eating pork. They decided to try some, but there was nowhere in town they could go and not be seen. One weekend, the Rabbi and his family traveled to a distant town, went into a restaurant, and ordered roast pork. While they were waiting to be served, a member of Rabbi Ezra's Synagogue walks in. He sees the Rabbi and his family. The member asks if he could join them for dinner. The Rabbi has no choice but to agree. A while later, the waiter returns with the Rabbi's meal. He takes the cover off the large platter, and there is a whole roast pig, with an apple in its mouth. The Synagogue member is more than a little shocked. "What a fancy place," explains the Rabbi quickly. "Just look at how they serve the apple I ordered." ---- Talking about the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over the table and boomed, "Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have committed adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof of your mouf." ----- peeping flash application go carting….or not cel mai tare in gat amazing bubble trick – noah nici din astea nu mai vazui !!! caine care vorbeste --- An elderly widow, tired of being alone, placed the following ad in her local newspaper: "HUSBAND WANTED: Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be a great lover in bed! All applicants must apply in person." On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat an old man in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sarcastically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you, you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I will not run around on you!" She snorted, "You have no arms either!" Again the old man smiled and said, "Nor will I beat you!" The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you still great in bed?" she asked. The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" --- Bumper stickers (si io vreau sa imi pun cateva pe masina) I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver! Never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose I'm the fat lady and I ain't singin shit! I'm not fat, I just don't crap enough! I'm not fat -- I'm overskinny If you can't feed'em don't breed'em. If a couple divorce in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister? Work is for people who don't know how to fish Born to fish, forced to work Have a crappie day! I live with fear and danger every day, but sometimes she lets me go fishing. Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading. I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say? Buy a gun, piss off a liberal. Honk if you hate noise pollution Clap one hand if you love Budda I'm awake, I'm just ignoring you Horn if You're Honky! The horn blows, but does the driver? Horn Broken!! Watch for Finger My job is so secret; even I don't know what it is. Freelance gynecologist! --- A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he is driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to Melbourne!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlies room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what the hell are you doing?" To which Ed replies, "Ssssshhhh, I'm shagging Charlies wife while he's in Melbourne". poza 1. - un maniac al vitezei
24.07.200629.4KB
poza 2....hell yeah(ca io nu am verigheta) maslina 21 - ca si secolu ha ha hapoza 2....hell yeah(ca io nu am verigheta)
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vroiam sa o pastrez pt data viitoare dar daca tot vorbirati de ea - poza de tras plame (mai am -vroiam sa o pastrez pt data viitoare dar daca tot vorbirati de ea - poza de tras plame (mai am - but u have to be patient)
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poza 2: inca o poza de tras palme - no comment maslina episodul 2 - de data asta cu 3 poze - i ampoza 2: inca o poza de tras palme - no comment
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poza 2 pentru ingineri cel mai adevarat algoritm ever maslina nr 8. - rutina bat-o vinapoza 2 Pentru ingineri cel mai adevarat algoritm ever
24.07.200634.1KB
poza 2. u were out maslina 47 - incepe scoala!!!poza 2. pets....while u were out
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poza 4. cute 22....cine ii cu noi....sa ridice mainile sus!!!poza 4. aaaaa.....so cute
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poza 2. happy guy.... maslina 30 .... cine nu ii gata.....e de belea....poza 2. happy guy....
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pus necuratu sa ma duc la sud de de ore de calatorie, 20 de ore de stat prin gari si asteptat maidobrovece...or smthin m-o pus necuratu sa ma duc la sud de Dunare....64 de ore de calatorie, 20 de ore de stat prin gari si asteptat legaturi...va mai spun? dar nu va panicati...la bulgari situatia ii la fel de cacanie ca la noi....doar ca la ei ii mult mai multa politie....si pe mine m-or luat la intrebari la un moment dat pe tren si evident ca prima reactie o fost: i don't speak bulgarian....problema era ca nici el nu vb engleza asa ca ne-am inteles de minune. zice: bagaj...noah ii bun ma ridic in picioare si merg in compartimentul alaturat unde imi erau bagajele si s-o rezolvat. ma mutasem din respectivul compartiment deoarece s-au urcat 3 persoane de sex feminin....mdea....si toate trei trecute de primele...3,4 tinereti....asa ca nu incepeti sa ma injurati.... noah irelevant bine ca m-am intors luati o maslina: ---------- An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" "Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!" ------- In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights". Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard... but no ark. "Noah", He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah. "But things have changed. “I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I've violated the neighbourhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to VCAT for a decision.” “Then the electricity companies demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I argued that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.” “Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls. But no go!” “When I started gathering the animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. As well, they argued the accommodation was too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.” “Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. Also, the trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark building experience.” “To make matters worse, the Tax Office seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.” “So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years for me to finish this Ark." Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean, you’re not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it." filmuletul 1 ricky jervaiz at microsoft filmuletul 2 catei smecheri filmuletul 3 desfacut de sutiene contratimp....(my fav game) -------- A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about. That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again! The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens! The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The Attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." --------- A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3 1,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited. ------ A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow." NOTE: The husband's condition is stable and he should eventually make a full recovery. ------ poza 1. the perfect woman
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poza 2 - o zi grea maslina nr 6 - chill and relaxpoza 2 - o zi grea
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poza3. azi dimineatza la mine in curte :p maslina 33 - who's your daddy?poza3. azi dimineatza la mine in curte :P
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hello my fans!!! o prima veste ar fi ca maslina se va muta in casa cred ca maslina va avea de acumhello my fans!!! o prima veste ar fi ca maslina se va muta in casa noua....deci cred ca maslina va avea de acum 2 variante: cu blog(tot aici) si fara blog pe un site despre care veti afla in timp util! saptamana asta o trecut cum o trecut...ideea e ca mi-am terminat al doilea master(i am that good....va puteti da seama?!?!), adica am terminat cu examenele...mai am dizertatia...dar care nu va fi o problema chiar asa de mare... o alta veste buna e ca se termina si sesiunea si ma vad si io scapat...ca oricum nu prea mai rezistam psihic... o nins din nou...si ma pregatesc de derapaje din nou desi era sa ii pleznesc pe vreo 2 in trafic....dar va anunt sa stati acasa daca ma hotaresc sa ma dau cu masina pe derdelusul din oras... noah hai sa ii dam drumul ----------- unu mai sec - da tipic american SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF SARCASM Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm. "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use sarcasm himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said "Hey, great weather." --------- A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough so she took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3 ?" Harry: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets!" Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants". Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: "Bubble gum" Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'UCK' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Fire Truck". The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. filmuletzul 1 me knows kung fu filmuletzul 2 nu ma prea omor io dupa magie da asta ii funny! ---- The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello". "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." ----- un pic mai vulgar....what the hell?!??! toti sunt majori nu? A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him on the couch. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" she asked. He replied, "Watching the cricket with my son-in-law!" poza 1. WTF?
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poza 3. gotcha maslina 49 - cam multe!!!poza 3. gotcha
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poza 3. sonerie episodul 17. - za maslina is in the housepoza 3. sonerie
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ola ajuns cu caldura? ffff bine caci deoarece summer is gone....si nu mai vedtei peste 27 de hauola everybody! vi-o ajuns cu caldura? ffff bine caci deoarece summer is gone....si nu mai vedtei temperaturi peste 27 de gradea...hau hau hau saptamana care o trecut o fost in principal bazata pe evenimente sportive de tot felu. in primul rand este campionatul mondial de baschet din japonia....transmis de tvsport...am vazut niste super meciuri si niste super jucatori.... apoi a fost calificarea .... in grup.... a echipelor romanesti in fazele superioare ale champions league si uefa....felicitari la tata lumea... si nu in ultimul rand la oradea se organizeaza memorialul toni alexe. participa 4 echipe printre care si nationala de seniori a romaniei. am facut imensa greseala sa merg ieri la un meci: romania vs debrecen. diferenta dintre cele doua era evidenta in favoarea romaniei(incredibil isn't it?!?!?) dar cand arbitri au inceput sa fure pt romania iar la foaie se faceau invarteli (au "uitat" sa ii treaca pe foaie lui virgil stanescu prima greseala personala). evident ca la half time am plecat acasa....oricum PENIBIL!!!!!! noah bine destul cu blea blea u meu let's go!!! ---------- A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating."Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" The little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that homosexual shit in our garden!" she said. ------------ A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Lawyers in heaven." "What?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Lawyers." "But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Lawyer. "Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?" "Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says St. Peter. "Anything else?" "Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss." Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty dollars back, now fuck off". ---------- God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'." "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man. " "Well now, that's interesting. Show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." ---------- filmuletzul 1. doggie playin simon sayz (regula de la jocu asta e ca tre sa faci ce zice simon. daca nu pui simon sayz inainte nu tre sa executi comanda) filmuletzul 2. cel mai tare portar.... filmuletzul 3. un fel de scurt metraj (nu e funny!!!) dar e interesant Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so". Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine. "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today." "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. "It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here." ----------- One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" poza 1. still works!!!
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poza 1. femeie la volan!!! maslina 52 muhahaha za vintar iz camin'poza 1. femeie la volan!!!
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poza 4. frumusete din china maslina 34 -poza 4. frumusete din China
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poza 4. ofera cineva mai mult? maslina 51 we are back inpoza 4. ofera cineva mai mult?
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helo maslina pare bine sa vad ca facem treaba asta de jumate de an si inca nu am sarit peste nici unhelo maslina addicts...:D imi pare bine sa vad ca facem treaba asta de jumate de an si inca nu am sarit peste nici un update....mi se pare de-a dreptul miraculos.... sapt ce a trecut....a fost....interesting....clashul dintre heat si bali fiind castigat de primul prin neprezentarea adversarului....cunoscatorii stiu depsre ce vb... in rest baschet....io.....fotbal....steaua si rapid... un gand bun pentru primavara ce sta sa vina...si parca nu isi mai da drumu o data.... sa ii dam drumu: She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up and I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. ------- Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns. First of all: While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster... Have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halal toaster/griller). Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks. Third: Food. I bought a box of Cathedral City cheese recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf of the fridge. Today, two of my cheese slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. And please - do not chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy. Oii Oii Oii" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. Fifth: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA FUCKS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain. Sixth: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys there is a grey area). Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave. Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore ------- filmuletzul 1 Schumi. punct filmuletzul 2 Choper la bingo ---- A Florist goes to the barber for a haircut and when he goes to pay, the barber says "I can't accept any money - I am doing a community service". The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thankyou Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you - I am doing a Community Service". The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thankyou Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door. An Italian guy goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you - I am doing a Community Service". The Italian guy of course is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, he finds a dozen Italians waiting for a haircut... ------------ A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So... You're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." poza 1. disney desperate housewives
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poza 3. iepurashu maslina 28 alive and kickinpoza 3. iepurashu
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poza 2. sculpturi in fructe maslina nr 15 miss me?poza 2. sculpturi in fructe
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poza 4. cool rat maslina nr 42. nushce arsitza vini pi la noipoza 4. cool rat
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